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You: i just want to register my card, why can't i pay you?
Emma: Thank you for being a Virgin Mobile customer! Our customer service team can provide you with the help you need. You can reach them for free by calling 789 from your Virgin Mobile phone, or 0345 6000 789 from a landline.
You: why is it hassle to pay?
You: I just want to make a call
You: why can't I register my card?
You: I want to register my card
You: they kept me waiting ages, I just want to make a call
You: why can't I top up?
You: why can't I top up please?
You: Why?
You: I do nit want to wait another fifteen minutes